From the intergalactic meeting of the beardos at the high holy hour.

We are always available to serve lunch. It is our pleasure.

Lunch With Beardo is unaware and uninterested in the music industry and the hunger artists with their pony tails and clean-shaven faces.

If it furthers our efforts of total conquest.

The cognitive dissonance associated with light-speed galactic travel has eradicated our collective memory of Planet Earth and its intricate history. We remember it to be a utopian, if not slightly dystopian place, that recieved endless satellite feeds of American pop culture from the 20th and 21st century. Nevertheless, when our spaceship arrived within earth's orbit, we exited onto Spacestation 11, a flying craft of space junk deposited and polluted just outside the lunar orbit by FDH Records (an art-terrorist unit who allegedly reappropriated it from NASA in an act of detournment). From Spacestation 11, we began sending signals out to prepare them for our landing. You are receiving this signal as such

Roseanne. Sun Ra. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Acid Mothers Temple. Can. FoxNews. The Butthole Surfers. Teen Wolf. the alien Christ child. Bardo Pond. Far Out Nuts. The Boredoms. The Postmodern Condition. John Zorn. Neurosis. Hippies. Sonic Youth. The X-Files. Devo.

Planet Lunch

Plates, Forks, Spoons, Bowls, Glasses