When I worked at El Sombrero the other cooks and I always put random sh*** in the fryers. Anything: sandwiches, shoes, beer, batter-dipped crucifixes, you know, normal stuff. By the way, throw a handful of ice cubes in a hot deep fat fryer when nobody's looking sometime.....hours of pure enjoyment. Just keep a fire extinguisher handy.

Hmmmm......er..........I guess so.

I've been in multiple rock and metal bands for the past twelve years, but none of the bands really provided any outlet for the kind of music you'll see (or hear, I guess) on this page. You'll see that each song is drastically different than the last, with maybe an exception of the vocals. My range and skills vocally are far inferior to my instrumentation, but whatever.....Anyhow, I've been working on this type of solo stuff for about 8 years, 3 of which I spent learning how to run a damn recording program!

My musical influences are wide-ranged, from Adam Sandler, Rodney Carrington, and Ween, to the Don and Mike Show, Tenacious D, taco bell chalupas(steak, please), classic rock legends like Zeppelin, The Doors, Nugent, AC/DC. I draw inspiration from stupid people and the white trash lifestyle, and every musical style i can get my grubby little fingers to play.

Ummm..........the G Spot?

Everything you hear was recorded in my basement on a PC and a $40 radio shack microphone. I can fake it pretty well with the help of gallons of coffee, a carton of cigarettes, and an extremely narcissistic habit of mixing each song down at least 40 times.

I wish I could record at least one guitar solo in 1 take. But I can't.