Johny Bottom worked at the porno shop off I-75. He got tired of watching ugly women purchasing sex toys all day, so he decided to start up a band. He rounded up some fellow perverts to perform some of the stupidest rock n roll ever heard. Johny plays rhythm guitar and lead vocals. Bum Thumb is on the drums when he's not serving time, Colon Banger is a heroin addict and lead guitarist, and Probe was a high school dropout at 24, but he's a great bass player.
I'm sure we have a history, but we can't remember too much. Our heavy marijuana use kind of leaves us wondering what the hell we did last night, week, and month. If you know anything about us, please tell us.
Yes. At topless joints that can't afford DJs. We love it because we also oil the girls and fill the kiddie pool with sliced pineapples. Probe set a place on fire once so the strippers came to our house.
Motorhead, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, and L7.
Johny plays BC Rich guitars with GHS Boomer strings exclusively.
Our goal in life is to autograph large breasts with Sharpie markers.