Snippety Snip
© 2008
Author: Beth Williams, BMI /Moker Jarrett, ASCAP
“Snippety-Snip”
© 2008 Beth Williams- BMI-Moker Jarrett-ASCAP

Was tired of making of babies
Belly button’d gone MIA
Every time we pulled the goalie
“One Shot” hubby made the play

So I told him it was his turn
For this responsibility
I said “Gotta get the snippety-snip
If you want to sleep with me.”

Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is
Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz!
Snippety snip…I know you’re worried your boys will not be pleased
Snippety snip…I promise you’ll be fine, with a bag of frozen peas

In every sense I had him
By the balls, but just in case
I said, remember…. John Wayne Bobbitt?
He said “let’s just cut to the chase”

Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is
Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz!
Snippety snip…I know you’re worried your boys will not be pleased
Snippety snip…I promise you’ll be fine, with a bag of frozen peas

Bridge:
Snippety snip had been the price on his head
But I took the “No Trespassing” sign off the bed

Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is
Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz!
Snippety snip…I am so grateful you are finally shooting blanks….
Snippety snip…Come have your way with me I want to show my thanks!
Snippety snip…don’t worry honey, it sounds a lot worse than it is
Snippety snip…don’t be a baby, I went thru labor twice, gee whiz!
Snippety snip…I am so grateful you are finally shooting blanks….
Snippety snip…Come have your way with me I want to show my thanks!
Snippety snip…
Snippety snip…