Hard Drive
© 2008
Author: Lyrics Beth Williams/Music & Vocal Calvin Stewart
Sitting in the man cave
Scratching my crown
Downloaded something
That rendered me down

Started double clickin'
But things got worse
When it froze up
I started to curse

CHORUS....
When your hard drive is soft,
and you’ve lost all your function
You’ll likely be feeling
The prick of compunction

Didn't need the manual
O the price of pride!
Did a Trojan horse
Somehow sneak inside

There was no escaping
My screen went black
I got no warranty
And can’t take her back

REPEAT CHORUS.....

Helping hands were needed
I rang Pro Tech U
They sent sexy Sam cause
She knows what to do

BRIDGE.............
Pushing all the right button’s
It seemed there was nothin’
I could do except shift in my chair
Soonemails were ringing
My hard drive was singing
Control panel lost it right there

Service was her calling
I gave her a 10
Now I gotta go
Break this thing again

Sitting in the man cave, scratching my crown
Sitting in the man cave, scratching my crown