MySpace Or Yours
© 2008
Author: Lyrics Beth Williams/Music & Vocal Steve Biederman
He lived in Arizona
She resided in Peru
They’d never been together
But they knew their love was true

They’d met on-line in April
Checked airfares, boats and trains
Seems everything was out of reach
Except in cyberspace

Hey dye diddily aye eye oh,
Hey dye diddly Aye A
Everything was out of reach
Except in cyberspace

Chorus:
They made the most of what they had
And set up their own lover’s pad
With secret password “is it time for chores?”
Their passion could not be denied
Virtually all positions tried
Together they were quite a site at “MySpace or Yours?”

They blogged until the sun came up
(Though hers would come up first)
She loved to browse his profile
And her in-box made him burst

They made up naughty acronyms
Ignored most e-decorum
Until a funny thing went down
En route to some sex forum

Hey dye diddily aye eye oh,
Ignoring e-decorum
Until a funny thing went down
En route to some sex forum

Chorus:

Bridge:
He said, Um…I met this local girl…
She only wanted text
But seems I’ve caught a virus…
What a crock -- safe cyber sex

Chorus:
They’d never shared a real embrace
Yet here he’d slapped her in face
While she had carpal tunnel, keyboard sores
That mouse had found a “friend” in town
No stroke of luck…it shut things down
At the former playground they had found Called “MySpace or Yours?”