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Author: Dan Lange
You‘re wrong.

There’s only one thing that you know how to do

you do it wrong.

You don’t know how wrong you are

you’re holding it by the wrong end of the stick

back up you’re wrong.

I should stop you in the middle and correct your posture

Every word you say?

Based on false assumptions.

You’re dead wrong, buddy,

but I admire your gumption.

You’re the kind of lost that can never be found

spinning square wheels around and around.

No one can ever get a jump from you,

little children never look up to you,

because you’re wrong.