Jason's Bird

Author: Dave-lyrics/RECISIO (track used with permission)

Jason has this bird
yeah, A parrot who stares at my behind
At first I thought "How Strange"
Now it's creeping out my mind
Jason's bought that silly bird
And he thinks that he's mankind

And he's staring at me with his eyes
And he thinks that he can get with me
Cause he said it
Yeah 'n' he's sweet talking using charms
When I hit the lights

You know, I'm kinda scared of Jason's bird
The stuff it says is so absurd
I think that Jason should go buy a cat

One day that bird escaped his cage
and then he came at me wanting to engage
Hey bud, what is with that birdy
Why am I his pursuit
You know that bird is kinda crazy
How'd it learn the damn word "cute"

'Cos he's talkin' to me with that beak
And he's not copying off the T.V.
I just know it
And I think that he'll bring me harm
late, late one night

You know, I'm really scared of Jason's bird
Somehow I got his heart all stirred
Please take your creepy parrot pet back

It's Jason's bird
What he said I've not misheard
What is wrong with your parrot
What is wrong with your parrot Jason

So I stopped hanging out at his place
Praying that bird would get over me
but it scared me
It hid behind my vase
I had to beg it please just leave

Tell me, You ever heard a parrot so whacked

You know, I'm really sick of Jason's bird
It really cannot be deterred
Oh Yes, Jason's Bird
I think I need some therapy fast

It's Jason's Bird
I wish it didn't say flirt words
Please leave, please leave Jason's Bird