Miz J's Strudel
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Author: Mr. Axolotl (Zolli/Wallack/Hart w Campau/Segal)
Miz. J's Strudel
by bret harold hart

you gotta see her...look at her smile...carryin' my apple strudel down the aisle...hope she don't slip on a greasy tile...stuff'll make a man walk a Cherokee Mile...

about some things one can become obsessed...might be sumthin' 'bout the way she's dressed...skirt real tight and shirt real pressed...even if the coffee and the catsup make it messed...

Miz. J's Strudel is the best in town...one taste'll twist a smile out of a frown..every chance I get, I stroll on down...for Miz. J's Strudel, each slice weighs a pound...

I was almost 40 when we tied the knot..."All I Can Eat" ain't all I got...'cuz her hands ain't cold and she gets me hot...put a loaf in the oven and out came a tot...

Miz. J's Strudel is the best in town...one taste'll twist a smile out of a frown..every chance I get, I stroll on down...for Miz. J's Strudel, each slice weighs a pound...
Miz. J's Strudel, each slice weighs a pound...

[...yeah yeah...umm hmm...here she comes...dig on in...dig on out...have a bite...you'll find out]