Government Spies
© Milo Black 1994
Author: Gilbert Shelton/Milo Black
Government spies are everywhere
In your home and in your hair
Lurking in their secret lair
Counting dollars
They know everyone you know
They see everything you show
And everywhere you go
They slowly follows

Government spies will come to you
And there's not much that you can do
Except to sit there 'til they're through
With their spying
They will count up all your cash
They will go through all your trash
Then they'll confiscate your stash
And leave you crying

Well their leader is a wimp
His assistant is a simp
Who also functions as a pimp
Sometimes down in Miami Beach

Secret sources pay the tag
And they pay them by the bag
It's enough to make a grown man
Gag and screech

Government spies are everywhere
In your home and in your hair
Lurking in their secret lair
Counting money
They know everyone you know
They see everything you show
They go everywhere you go
And it ain't funny