I Nailed Sarah Palin
© 2008
Author: Don Campau
I Nailed Sarah Palin

I went north to race a guy named Todd
We were rivals in Iditarod
He had a girl that he liked a lot
But she wouldn’t give it up
Then one night after pizza and beer
She winked at me and said , “Don , come here”
“Is that your car?” is what she said
Before I knew it she was giving me head
I nailed Sarah Palin

I felt kind of cold and kind of crude
But Todd snarled at me and said, “Let’s Go Dude!”
The whistle blew and into the snow
But there was something that he didn’t know
I nailed Sarah Palin

Ice fishers throw the little ones back
But barracudas can fight back
That icy trail had done me wrong
At least I did that hockey mom
Lipstick makes that pit bull smile
So I did her doggy style
I nailed Sarah Palin