Mr. Pen
© 2012
Author: Jerry Stevens
MR. PEN c2012 Jerry Stevens
Mr. pen and mr. sword
they both headed out to my backyard
Tryin to see what would be the last word
on who might be the most mighty
Mr. pen, again and again was waxing eloquent and then
He wrote on my garden walls his plan
how he would get his victory
All while Mr. sword he was tryin so hard
with flashing swashbucklin so we wouldn’t get bored
It was a crowd pleaser when he
sliced into thin cards a brand new tv
That got a great big round of applause
but mr. pen came out jugglin six chain saws
While he was writing the constitution
and hand scripting the b-I-b-l-e
Yeah mr. pen truly was the biggest star
he wrote a book about how to build a free energy car
And the lawsuit that brought down the commissar
and footnotes for the b-I-b-l-e
That’s when mr. sword knew that he’d been beat
so he jumped back in his scabbard down at Jesus’ feet
And promised to protect the Body complete and
praise the Trinity
Mr. pen he's winning again
take heart, mr. sword we still need you for sure
just chill over there by my door