Christmas on the Forum
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Author: Leo Roberts
It’s Christmas time on the forum again
And GAS has really struck us when
People buy all kind of things when all we want’s a set of strings
It’s Christmas time on the forum again.

Grayn thought he had conquered his addiction
But GAS brought to his home some friction
It really started off anew when he espied a Steve Agnew
It’s Christmas time on the forum again.

Gekko don’t want an annual from Beano
He just wants a hand-built Fylde Orsino
“I don’t want wine or chocs”, says Fliss
Another Parlour would be bliss
It’s Christmas time on the forum again

Ocarolan plays in pubs and clubs and church
He doesn’t want some well wrapped Christmas merch – andise
He knows that he could egg a crowd on if he had another Lowden
Christmas time at the forum again

Sliding Wolf plays different from the crowd
His resonator really sings out loud
when choosing presents do not linger, just a bottle neck that fits his finger
Christmas time at the forum again

WE three kings from Acoustic are bringing you all types of guitar
Banjos are in, and mandolin, ukuleles and sitar.

There’s one on here we all know who will puke
If on Christmas Day he gets a ukulele
Watch the fingers of Scanbran go, practicing upon his banjo
Christmas time on the forum again

GAS goes on and on and on
For Rodders it’s another Avalon
Make my Christmas let me have a guitar built by Gary Nava
Christmas time on the forum again

This forum is a lovely place to be
Loads of great musicians, and there’s me
You can practice all you licks here
With a new set of elixir
Christmas time on the forum again