Toe The Line
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When I was just a kid we would play footy in the street

With a tin can as ball cos it was hard to make ends meet

But these days cans are dangerous, just go and ask young
Ange

Cos she dropped one on her toe and now she’s damaged her phalange

So when you take the bins out better wear a pair of crocs

It’ll be no laughing matter if you end up at the Docs

Cos what others think amusing, what they reckon is a farce’ll

Wreck your walking holiday in Wales and your 5th metatarsal