Blender
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Her name was Blenda, she came from China
Though she could not pronounce her Rs, she'd been
building cheap guitars
Out in a factory, in Guang Dong Province
She hoped to make a new career, that's why she
resettled here
She made them cheap, you see, for G R double E
But she left all of that behind and sailed across the sea

At the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
The place to go if you can play chords
Here at the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
Music and passion and 79s fashion
At the forum; she fell in love

His name was Leo, he was an arsehole
He'd sit for hours at a time trying to get a word to
rhyme
And when he saw her log in the first time
He thought he'd try and have a flirt, she looked a tasty
piece of skirt
She was lying through her teeth, It came as no relief
To find that she was a retired dentist and her name was
Keith

At the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
Excuse me if I'm being forward
Here at the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
Blame it on youth, he could not see the truth
And at the Forum, he fell in love

Soundboard, acoustic soundboard...


So heed my warning about this forum
If you think that Blender's cute that's a thought I must refute
She's got a beard and a hippy haircut
And her knuckles graze the ground and make a horrid rasping sound
But she can play guitar, I bet that she goes far
As long as she doesn't post a video, just her avatar

At the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
The place to go if you can play chords
Here at the soundboard, acoustic soundboard
Music and passion and 79s fashion
At the forum; you have been warned