Bizarro Ultraband
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Coming up next - a single word that defines the Reagan Legacy. We'll give you hint - it starts with "op" and ends with "timism"! First these messages.
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It is a pleasure to be able to present our material to you fine people. I think you are going to like it a lot.
Why this name?
I thought that it would piss everybody off
Do you play live?
We tour shopping malls and mini malls, selling CDs and slug water. Somebody threw a dog at me once. I slunk off, crying like a little girl
How, do you think, does the internet (or mp3) change the music industry?
It has allowed us to go to number one in Zimbabwe.
Would you sign a record contract with a major label?
No, we have turned down contracts with all the major labels on the planet. Nobody yet has agreed to our terms: they cover our operating costs, we get 100% of the profits. The major labels are so backwards.
Band History:
Tim and Klaus and I were sitting around and saying that since we dominate print media in this country, it would be fun to try something new. After winning the gold metal in synchronized swimming, we formed a band.
Your influences?
Brave Combo, Lawrence Welk, Dread Zeppelin, Wayne Newton, Clutch Cargo, Fireball XL-5, Plan 13 From Outer Space.
Favorite spot?
The sweet spot between Julia Roberts ears
Equipment used:
grammaphones, banjos, ear wax, Hostess Twinkies. UW launches a lessons-learned probe of a medical scandal that just won't go away.
Anything else...?
You've heard the music, now join the conversation at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Bizarro_UltraZine/